Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
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Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
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This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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