A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
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I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
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Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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