I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
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I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
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We're not piercing ourselves today.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize