Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
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A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
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AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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