So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
i will never coherently bang her
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
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You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
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Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
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