is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
he puts the penis in happiness.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
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I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
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Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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