Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
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oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
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We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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