i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
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maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
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I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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