Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
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Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
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Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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