it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
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No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
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before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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