The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize