The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
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A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
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Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
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