Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
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Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
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Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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