Got a toothbrush?
Can i not drive my cunt home
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
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he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
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I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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