then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
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Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
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the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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