i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
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As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
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Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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