Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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