Kiss
Puke
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
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you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
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this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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