Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
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I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
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This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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