yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
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Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
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Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
It's not a walk of shame if you run
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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