Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
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He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
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I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I'm bleeding and have questions
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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