I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
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its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
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Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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