sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
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chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
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Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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