this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
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I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
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American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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