That's intense
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I wish you could order shots online.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
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When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
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Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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