BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
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I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
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Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I have aggressive nipples.
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