btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
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I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
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Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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