he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
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As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
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I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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