I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
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Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
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He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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