see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
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I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
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Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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