the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
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Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
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I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
You've changed since you got that strap on
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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