is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
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I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
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Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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