jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
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I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
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Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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