Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
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So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
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He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
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