508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
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I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
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I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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