Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
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she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
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We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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