yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
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I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
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Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
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