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  • Submitted by RazzleRack on Apr 12, 10 at 9:32am

    lol wonder what he told the nurses.

    • Submitted by zrhcrx on Apr 12, 10 at 1:44pm

      As an ER nurse, he could have said I was masturbating...I would have been weirded out, but I would be more happy that he wasn't crashing. And no, I would not help him.

  • Submitted by bldrmn on Apr 12, 10 at 12:15pm

    Code Blue!

  • Submitted by zanern on Apr 12, 10 at 3:39pm

    As a nurse I understand that completely.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 12, 10 at 12:31pm

    Hey 11:02, no one may have said it was a man but I think we are all assuming it is as men would be stupid enough to masterbate in s hospital. Women are smarter than that. And I'm a guy so I Can say that lol

    • Submitted by Herschel on Apr 12, 10 at 12:51pm

      Most women are smarter than that, but then, so are most men. There's always exceptions, though.

  • Submitted by Santino on Apr 12, 10 at 10:14am

    HILARIOUS

  • Submitted by louboutinlvr on Apr 12, 10 at 1:06pm

    Hilarious.

  • Submitted by shesamurderer on Apr 12, 10 at 1:49pm

    Fuck yeah Dallas :))

  • Submitted by 2144571774 on Apr 12, 10 at 12:27pm

    Brandon?

  • Submitted by JoePapi on Apr 12, 10 at 10:14am

    Haha! Classic!!

  • Submitted by zapan on Apr 12, 10 at 8:13pm

    Believe it or not I have had two different docs tell me to spank it in the hospital in one hospital stay.

  • Submitted by NationOfThizzlam on Apr 12, 10 at 10:23pm

    been in the hospital 4 times (im very accident prone) and ive never thought to do this. =] love it

  • Submitted by Siphon on Apr 12, 10 at 8:24pm

    Thankfully my girl wasnt hooked up to a monitor when we did it in the hospital. Yes she was a patient and this was in Fort Worth. Funny these things happen so close

    • Submitted by sheridanj13 on Apr 12, 10 at 11:34pm

      that's an awesome way of telling me you got laid last night. I bet you feel sweet!!!!!

  • Submitted by yazi87 on Apr 12, 10 at 9:56am

    New goal to set, thx man

    • Submitted by Iunnos on Apr 12, 10 at 11:02am

      No one said this was a man.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 7, 10 at 1:24pm

    I'm a nurse and this happens.,, a lot. Ps. To the previous post - just bc you're on a heart monitor doesn't mean you're on life support.,.

  • Submitted by nelsen939 on May 15, 10 at 10:53pm

    haha, i broke my ankle a few weeks ago and this was the first ting that poped into my head, so i busted out laughing and everybody thought i was crazy

  • Submitted by buberto on Apr 13, 10 at 4:00am

    Did you ask for a sponge bath after?

  • Submitted by Degu_Boy on Apr 13, 10 at 1:16am

    Heeheehee. If I'm ever in a nursing home on a life-support system, swear I will do that

    • Submitted by dsaucoin14 on May 5, 10 at 12:01pm

      pretty sure you wouldn't be able to do it if you were on life support...

  • Submitted by iUh on Apr 13, 10 at 8:17pm

    Lol...I would pay good money to have this happen at one of my nursing clinicals...somebody come to Michigan and do it lol

  • Submitted by russthebus on Apr 13, 10 at 2:53am

    Hell yeah Dallas!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 12, 10 at 12:19pm

    Fuck yeah !!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 12, 10 at 1:38pm

    L. O. Mother#¥€%'n L.

  • Submitted by purpleispretty on Apr 12, 10 at 1:00pm

    Bahaha I love thia

  • Submitted by milk on Apr 12, 10 at 11:10am

    Good move!!! Should of had the nurses do it for you!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 16, 10 at 3:46pm

    Iv dun this!!

  • Submitted by tonydale on Apr 12, 10 at 9:29am

    hahahahaha

  • Submitted by ryno24 on Apr 12, 10 at 9:17am

    Really?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 12, 10 at 9:15am

    Wow....

  • Submitted by colechan on Apr 27, 10 at 10:45pm

    Not code blue code white the cum is spraying out

  • Submitted by btchtts on Apr 12, 10 at 9:23am

    

  • Submitted by fuckayou16 on Apr 12, 10 at 10:51pm

    epic. =]

  • Submitted by upthestairs16 on Apr 14, 10 at 11:40am

    Being a nurse... I can totally see how that would happen.

  • Submitted by jewish96 on Apr 12, 10 at 11:30pm

    Next time if they freak out (if only if the nurse is a chick) ask her to do it for u :)

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    Submitted by amoney15 on Jan 2, 11 at 5:51am

    Hah. Try masturbating after 2 days with no sleep. Talk about lightning them the thunder.

  • Submitted by rockabla on Oct 22, 10 at 7:54pm

    Explains why ma grandpa was kick out thn :S

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 13, 10 at 5:55am

    This is funny. Especially because my sister is a nurse that works in a Dallas hospital

  • Submitted by leelu on Apr 12, 10 at 9:54am

    haha that's pretty funny. :]

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 15, 10 at 11:20pm

    Hahaha.....ICU Jack Tach. See that all too often.

  • Submitted by LittleCloud on Apr 12, 10 at 12:43pm

    Oh wow kid lol I would have asked the nurses ;)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 10 at 8:25pm

    Ask the nurses to help. It's the LAW

  • Submitted by epictwizzler on Apr 14, 10 at 12:36am

    Pure awesomeness hahaha

  • Submitted by bossman36 on Apr 13, 10 at 1:36am

    Hahahahahahaha this would be coming from 214!

  • Submitted by plee85 on Apr 12, 10 at 9:18am

    Lol I did that too.

  • Submitted by astens76 on Apr 12, 10 at 10:43am

    Hahahahaha

  • Submitted by xerces1492 on Apr 21, 10 at 1:58am

    HOLY SHIT! i think my cousin works there and i think they figured out what was going on. 9721469

  • Submitted by birdi3 on Apr 19, 10 at 2:33am

    Omfg xD

  • Submitted by rhs2010 on Apr 12, 10 at 3:13pm

    hahahhahahahahahahahahahaha

  • Submitted by qwertyuiopasdfgh on Apr 28, 10 at 6:15pm

    Hahahaha! Wth?

  • Submitted by britney09 on Apr 19, 10 at 12:57pm

    Omg I'm a nurse n I woulda poured a jug of iced cold water on u! Ha

  • Submitted by bitch2012 on Apr 14, 10 at 9:11am

    thats funny y would you masterbate in a hospital anyway? thats gross

  • Submitted by mk18 on Apr 13, 10 at 6:39am

    Scared seeing heart monitor or ?

  • Submitted by sheridanj13 on Apr 12, 10 at 11:35pm

    Wonder if they fed it back through the IV to him...

  • Submitted by elijah354 on Apr 16, 10 at 5:36pm

    Come in there like " sir are you ok?" ""yeah I just had an awsome orgasm!""

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    Submitted by princessfrogley on May 20, 12 at 10:16pm

    I hope they didn't stop him otherwise they'd have to call a code blue...ball!

  • Submitted by mcloud on Aug 26, 10 at 11:41pm

    Dallas!!!! :)

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    Submitted by heartBurnTurd on May 17, 12 at 3:00pm

    Im a nurse in ICU. Why on earth do you men masturbate in a hospital when ur sick?? What is turning you on???! Lol.

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    Submitted by skatergirl126 on Apr 6, 13 at 9:25pm

    If I was one of those nurses I wouldn't be scared, more like turned on