Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
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Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
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Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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