Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
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Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
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It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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