trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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