he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
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I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
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I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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