You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
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no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
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So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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