Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
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tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
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No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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