Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
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So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
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I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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