You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
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If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
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Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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