It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
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Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
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And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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