Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
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do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
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I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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