Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
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we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
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I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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