this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
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I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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