You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
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Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
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I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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