I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
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I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
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If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
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